The Selak Clan goes cyber!

You can run but you cannot hide.

Now that the Selak Clan is entering the cyber world, be afraid, be very afraid, dear bloggers.




As the first member to blog the first post, I shall carve my way into the cyber abyssal and introduce myself.

Greetings and salutations dear readers, I am JT. Formerly a part of an elite squad formed by Osama Bin Laden himself, initially formed to take down the World Trade Center. But because of the unlikely events, my team had to abort the mission because we boarded the wrong plane. And into Malaysia I am now. Until recently when Danesh found me, one of the 6 others, meditating above my currently living home, on the roof with a 5ft metal rod strapped at the back of my head with thunderstorms ricocheting above me; he advised me to join his clan and rule the world with our sarcastic racist talks instead. I agreed without a second thought.

So that's my story. Now, are you afraid of me?




Continue on, I shall now address the rest and a short brief of who they really are. Starting with;


Danesh / Selak King - The founder of this elusive clan 2 months ago. Imbued with his natural abilities of selak-ness, his prowess are unmatched by any of us and now you know why he is crowned as the KING?
Jay Wen / Love Guru - He, my friend, are the most experienced member when it comes to relationships and teenage issues. Along with his wicked metaphors and baby-fair-like skin, no girls can resist the temptation.
Quek / LaLa Boy - Previously titled and currently often still, 'The Cute & Matured Quek', he would turn your day upside down with his signature move. Chanting "Wakachaaa" while doing it, no one could escape from his vile grip. Also, often times when the rest of the clan are doing inmature acts, he would shake his head and call us as the inmature gang without looking at the mirror; another one of his signature moves.
Nazim / Tengku - Merging his silly racist jokes with Danesh, he's one unstopabble foe, seriously. The only one in the clan that could blend in around humans of the opposite sex; outgoing and friendly at times, at times! Bwahaha. Let's just say his abilities are all based on racist jokes :p
Lee / High Tone Vocalist - With his deafening screeches and another signature move; the "kecil hati" act, his pleas are sometimes difficult to neglect. Nicknamed 'pondan' for his bizarre scream.
Jer / Dato' J - Nicknamed Dato' for specifical reasons, he's the one that would comment the current situation with his dry humors, sometimes racist. All in all, though not always in the center of attention, his cameo appearances are handy.
Jordan / Jordy - As Jay Wen implies, all you can do is watch him strip and let your sight do the rest. Bwahaha.






-- Selak Philosopher.

"Our selakness knows no bounds."