Misadventures of Quek and Jer (selak version)

It was a lovely morning and there's people going up and down Bukit Pelindung at that time. Me and Quek were teamed up by our superiors (fate). We planned to meet at the foot of the hill (Terrorists Gathering Place) at 7am. Then when i was on my way there, i was ambushed my Counter Terrorists. Luckily, there was only 10 of them, and they had their bullpups and mavericks aiming at me. They put holes through me and the milk that i had this morning has flowed out of my body. "****!". I got so angry that i knife-ed them all. Killing them, softly.

So because of that intervention, i was late and Quek went ahead and hiked Pelindung. He said he needed warm-up so he went to the peak and came back down. We rendezvous at a little hut on the way up. Then i realized that the superiors (Tengku) sent a couple of girls to help us out, probably because he thought we had no balls or sth.

We sneaked through the jungle and reached TC after about 15 minutes. Inside, our only obstacles are the HUGE spiderwebs. The formation was single file lead by me, then succeeded by Quek because i could no longer bear the torment of the spiderwebs, sticking all over me.

Quek lead us to TC and we came to a wooden bridge that links tc1 to tc2. We decided to travel on the rocks because we thought that if we traveled on the bridge, we'll be sitting ducks for the snipers hiding in the trees.

Our mission is to plant a C4 in MacDonalds because they put too much salt in our French Fries the last time we went.

But first we need to scout out the perimeter and also, find lunch. Then we spotted a big bunch of enemies at the front door of MacDonalds. There were around 7-8 girls throwing smiles and waving hands at us. Ugh! Me and Quek were caught unawares and was severely injured. So we went to search for some food to recover our strength

Since Hoi Yin was closed that day, we went for Nasi Lemak at a Nasi Lemak stall just behind Kuantan's Fried Chicken. It costed me RM3 for a Nasi Lemak and Bandung. Since the food was so good, a troop of monkeys crossed the road just to look at it! But the Malays there are an eye sore to me, disrupted my appetite. I'm sympathize them because they have to abstain from pork. (cackles gleefully)

So in the end of the day, we spent time sitting at the beach, planning our offence. Then .. we were just to lazy to destroy MacDonalds. Then, we went back to our barracks and called it a day.

-MISSION FAILED-

-selak Jer