An Invitation

This blog has been dead for awhile. Sadly, so has the bonds between us.

Now, an opportunity has surfaced.


My good friend and classmate is organizing a trip to this island called Pulau Kukup. He seemed to be quite experienced in this and I trust his taste. He kept on emphasizing on the food there. I had never heard him spoke of food this passionately before.

It'll be 3 days 2 nights.


1st day - Pulau Kukup by bus, then boat. (I love boat rides!)

According to this organizer, he has been there before and his grandmother used to organize a trip like this. One thing that he emphasized a lot on, is the FOOD.

I think there would be a nice beach there too.

2nd day - KL

We'll be going to Sunway. We'll be going ice-skating! Something I personally wanted to do for a long time. Or you can choose the water park. It's negotiable.

3rd day - KL and back

I'm not too sure what's going on here. Maybe we'll be leaving in the morning, after breakfast perhaps.



Anyone who reads this post, has the right to participate. This is an invitation to ALL, though it's exclusively for the SC. That's why it's posted here.

**Details**
1. Price : RM 200, insurance included.
2. Date : 28th - 30th of November '09
3. Confirm with me As Soon As Possible because there's still a FORM you need to fill.

4. 20 slots left!

I'll keep you updated about the number of slots left! Maybe make a lil' countdown. ^^



I, member of the Selak Clan, sincerely invite the Selak clan, for another opportunity to unleash our inner SELAKNESS!



Do, leave some comments or whatever in the chatbox.

Happy Birthday Jordan Chia

Happy Birthday To Quek Ven Chin.

Before further ado, I'd like to apologize for the late wish; but nevertheless,



Happy 16th Birthday, Quek!











Sincerely from;


JT the Selak Philosopher.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday JAYWEN !

SC ROCKS YOUR cocks SOCKS !!!!

R.I.P

Ini blog mati for 2months already.
Went mgm with SK last week.

Haiz .WHAT HAPPENED to selak clan ?????????????????????????????????

A Fallen Cause.

A tribute to a fallen cause. Starring: Tengku, Love Guru and Lee.

Friday Night.

24th April 2009.

Happy Birthday Adededededelene.

As the picture might suggest, lil miss Addy has turned 16. Another 16 year old. She had a gathering at 'Zack's Corner', a shop located in a secluded corner in the town of Kuantan. 11 years living in Kuantan and I didn't know that place existed. Shocker.

The party was nice. I enjoyed myself. The birthday girl looked nice in her red dress. A lil miss someone dressed up too, apparently. White dress with stripes, eh? Adlene also entertained us with live music and she herself is a non-too-shabby singer.

Now for the SELAK part of this story.

Upon arrival, I was greeted by the Love Guru. He was all alone, amidst unknown men. Barely floating in the see of utter non-SELAK. Thus, when he saw the Tengku arriving, he was able to defy the non-SELAK-ians and uttered a phrase wrought of SELAK.

" WOW. For Tengku must come in and drop off! "

Indeed, Love Guru. After saying my hello's, the inner SELAK awoke and phrases of impudence were uttered.

" ******* everywhere, huh? Some ******s too, i see. "

Truly, may it be to the left or to the right, them ******** were to be seen everywhere while only one small group of ******s can be seen to the side. Hafizol and Adam too were there. Asides me, Najwa too graced us with her presence all the way from KL. Lee, of course took his precious time only to arrive in one of the gayest shirt that he has ever worn.

As a proud Selakian, I resolved to make Adlene's party a funky one by causing some SELAK with the Love Guru and the High-Pitched-One (a.k.a Lee). We were successful to a degree but the many ******** hindered us in our cause to SELAK-afy the party. Back up was severely needed by the other SC members. Sadly, 'twas just the 3 of us. Tengku. Love Guru. Pondan. We failed. Them ******** were too many.

As a result. The Love Guru had to pay penance. Twice. His melodic voice was extorted out of his body and the Love Guru was forced into giving the birthday girl a lil peck on the cheek. We couldn't save him. We needed back up. Nevertheless, the Love Guru survived both ordeals with his head held up high.

SELAK CLAN WAS PROUD OF THE LOVE GURU THAT NIGHT.

Evidence of the Love Guru's second ordeal, however, was lost amidst the chaos. Luck you, eh? Soon after that, Adlene cut her birthday cake and we chucked ourselves with cake. A tradition at all parties.

Not longer after that, people started to excuse themselves as the night has gone late. Soon too did I excuse myself from the party to stop at a nearby Murtabak stall before going back home.

- Nazim

Temptation.

The need for another reunion:

Due to the pestering of a fellow blogger, i shalt finally update my olden-and-not-so-active blog.

This time, since i've no topic whatsoever to talk about, i shall talk about TEMPTATION. Guys, if you read this, hold up and keep your hands still. THE BEACH. Yes, the beach is a wondrous place to go. It's like a seductress making you yearn to go there, on and on. Not only that, once you're in her grasp, when you're there at the beach, the seduction becomes worse. Many have lost their sanity to this temptation. You go to the beach, yet you do not 'mandi' in it. You just sit by the beach. Walk along the beach. Have a picnic by the beach, say perhaps. However, you still DO NOT 'mandi' in the beach. Many have lost their sanity thanks to that temptation.

Here, my tale starts. We were at the beach. It was a beautiful sunny clear blue sky. The ocean was the blue of the sky. Foamy and Wavy. What more could a guy ask for? Good company? Good food? Meru by your side? Yes, those would make the situation all too nicer but the temptation still remained. The burning urge to go and 'mandi' in the all to tempting ocean. The beach is a clever seductress. The ocean was there, waves slowly lapping the shore. With an all to clear-blue sky, I was tempted. As the line goes, 'malang tidak berbau'. It was an impromptu trip to the beach from the tennis court. I was in shoes. No extra clothes. AND I WAS AT THE FRIGGIN BEACH, unable to 'mandi'.

The temptation was all too great. I succumbed. I took off my shoes and socks and walked to the shoreline. Like a fool, transfixed with a thing of ecstasy, i stood there. Not sure whether to walk into the waiting ocean or to turn back and walk off, away from the all too tempting ocean. I walked on. Went into the ocean, just to feel the ocean. To have a feel of the cool water against skin on a hot afternoon. It was all to tempting.

The point is, the beach is a wondrous place to go. My recent ventures to the beach has not been fully appreciated lately. Either 'kacau-ed' by some unseen disturbance or the lack of 'mandi' in the beach. SC, we need to go to the beach. Can't fully appreciate the beach if we don't go 'mandi' in it, now can we?

- Nazim

Back in ACTION

CONGRATULATIONS!

Congrats to Quek for winnin #8 and jaywen #15 in Smkaa's merentas desa on 21st of Feb.

#8

#15

Sports day 28th Feb -
Quek won in
100m - #1
400m - #1
4x100m - #2

*Selak clan must motivate each other with McD *

Valentine's Day

Once again this day of days come to past. Valentine's day. The day where people express their love. Towards people? Towards animals? Towards plants? Could you also express love towards inanimate objects?

"Happy Valentine's! I love AngPaos!"

Is that even possible? Would it be wrong then to do such a thing? Many are the weird things that humanity do. So in conjunction with this day of days, "Happy Valentine's" I say. 

Happy Valentine's Day

- Nazim

Selak Clan goes futsal!

You want to see the Selak Clan goes maniac in a haunted house; you've got it.
You want to see the Selak Clan walking across the TC1 to TC2 bridge in the middle of the night; you've got it.
You want to see the Selak Clan running on a escalator that's going on the opposite direction; you've got it.
You want to see the Selak Clan playing futsal; YOU'VE GOT IT!




So its every Selak Clan member against another team (without Jay Wen & Nazim). I shattered their defenses and claimed the FIRST BLOOD title with a close range volley from Quek's corner cross. Then, with Quek and Danesh playing upfront, goal scoring is unevitable. I think it was 6-2 when I stopped counting, and then 9-4 later in the game.

It was a fun, arduous game though I witnessed some lethal illegal sliding tackles flying here and there, then a guy stomped stepped on my foot. He's nearly twice my weight and had football boots, ouch.

There are times when I had the ball and no one's in my way, I wanted to rocket the ball into the back of the net but my mercy is limiting my prowess. Rule number one: There's no need to smash the ball in with all your manly might when you're playing with someone who doesn't do the same.

A funny picture. Wong in shock, Danesh waiting for a low cross, Jerome making his presence felt and Jordan kicking an invisible ball.(?)

Jerome played pretty good actually, with some crucial runs at the sidelines nearly provided himself with a goal.

Nearing the end of the game, there's something happened. Something extraordinaire but nevertheless, I am not granted the proper obligations to write about it haha.



The Selak Clan, now reigns over futsal too.



Lee! Don't worry, even if I have reached BEYOND GODLIKE, I'll still lure some heroes goals for you. keke.




-- Selak Philosopher @ JT.

A Day at School

9th February 2009

Another Monday and another Monday did we have off. Nicholas and I were to visit SMKAA that morning, around 10 o'clock. As all Malaysians go, our appointment was delayed for half an hour thanks to the distraction caused by the moving images that was played on a box screen [ a television? ]. 

As soon as we arrived at School, we went to take the 'Pas Pelawat' and we headed to the 'Bilik Guru' as Nicholas wanted to see some teachers. After that, we headed to the office as I had to give certain official stuff to Cikgu NorAsmara. 

"Eh? You're here again?"

Still, you don't get tired hearing that line. We walked over to the Canteen to see the Lower Secondaries before heading to the Upper Secondaries class. Met Jocelyn again at the Canteen.

"I knew you were coming today!"

ahh. 3 Cekap.

We were intercepted by Quek, and some other prefects as they were heading to the Canteen earlier ahead since they had to go do their duties later on.

"Eh, you here again ar?"

As soon as the bell rang, signifying the Upper Secondaries recess, I was greeted by JW with a laugh. He honestly didn't expect to have seen me at SCHOOL just A WEEK after I went there. Ahh, never be fooled, JW. And so was their reactions when they saw me. My fellow Selakians, Danesh, Lee, Quek and Jordan.

Lee and Danesh

Bernice C.

Mana Jerome and JT?!

Kampung Boy

Saiful and Aznan

Studying, I see

Aznan H.

Danesh K. (a.k.a. SK) actually studying?!?!?!

Nicholas and I hanged out a while with the guys until it was nearly 12 o'clock. We left as soon as their Teacher arrived, Pn. Haslinda. It was a blur, but did we all not move fast to stay in order when she entered 4 Cekal?

- Nazim

Ahh, School.

This is a copy of the version that i wrote at my blog. You can view the original one here.

Federal Territory day [ also known as F.T. day ]

For Tengku day, eh, Lee?

2nd February 2009

After a month of tutelage in KL, I finally got the chance to go back to SMK Alor Akar. Since my school got the FT day holiday and it was on a Monday, I decided to visit my old school in Kuantan. Might as well spend another day in Kuantan since it was a holiday.

'Pas Pelawat'. Saw others wore 'em but never had the reason to wear one. Now i do.

Objectives:

• Get Leaving Certificate.
• Get Co-Co Certificate.
• Get Oral Certificate.
• Mock the Guys.

Upon arival at the front gate, I told the guard of my objectives and I was let in. Before passing on further inside, I collected the Pas Pelawat and walked to the 'Bilik Guru'. My heart beat faster with nervousness and the feeling of leaping into the unknown.

Stepping into the 'Bilik Guru' and I was thrust into a world filled with nostalgia. I saw Cikgu Normaziah, my wonderful BM teacher, there at her usual spot, by the back entrance of the 'Bilik Guru'. She looked puzzled at first to see me before her face lit up in a smile and asked how I was.

Ahhh, how nostalgia ruled my soul that day. After collecting and catching up with Cikgu Normaziah, I met the other teachers there as well. Finally, I was able to meet certain teachers like Cikgu Razak, Uztaz Ifzam and Mr. Teo. I wasn't able to meet and thank them for all that they thought me on PMR-Result-Day.

 After meeting the teachers, I headed to the Canteen as it was the Lower Secondary recess period. Met up and caught up with the now-Form-3s. Ahh, Jocelyn, we meet again. Met up with the rest as well. Sharmin and the gang, Maey Synn, Ashley, Suthesan, Vasuki and the rest as well.

The bell soon rang signifying the end of the Lower Secondary recess. No matter, we chatted on till it was time for them to go into class and time for the Upper Secondary to prowl the Canteen for whatever food was left. I went in the direction of their class to intercept the guys, though apparently THEY intercepted me. 

"MELAYUUUU!!"

Ah, Danesh, school is just not the same without your flamboyant SELAK-ness. Met up with JW, SK, Lee, Nafiis, Aruni *again* *cough* and others before we walked to the canteen. Our journey there was interrupted when SK, Lee and Nafiis were called into HEM's (Hal Ehwal Murid) room. No shocker there. While JW and I waited outside, I caught up with Luqman, Azanan, Nadzmi and Iqmal.

Apparently a lot of the guys got SBP or so? Well then, Kudos to you guys. As soon as The-HEM-Called-Ones got out of HEM's office, we went to the Canteen. 3 years of me cursing the food at the Canteen and this year, the year I'm not there, they changed canteen operators. I quote Jo, "Where is the fairness in this world?". At the canteen, met up with the other guys.

As of every beginning there is an ending. The bell soon rang and the guys had to go back to class, I tagging along to send them off. Before leaving the Canteen, I finally got to meet up with Quek and Chuan. haha.

"Eh, why are you here?"

Never get tired of that question, I tell you. We then left Quek to eat with some other guys since he just got back from some Geography meeting. As we arrived at the block which was where the Form 4-mers' class was located at, I met Bernice, Shirley and JY. There, we chatted a while and caught up.

As we went to the upper floor of the block, we found out that Aruni, Bernice, JY, SK and JW's teacher were already in their class [ they are in the same class -> 4 Cekal ]. So i bid them farewell and it was the end - for them. I walked on to the end of the corridor to do some final Selaks and say my goodbyes to the rest. I passed 4 Cekal once more, on my way back.

However, it was not meant to be and that there was a last SELAK to be done. As i was about to head to the front gate, I finally caught up with AlVin. Apparently, he just came back from somewhere. So we went up to his class so he could take his Physics books as he was late for class. So i passed 4 Cekal again. JW and SK were obviously not paying attention in class and saw me pass by. Ah, there the LAST SELAK act for the day was upon me. 

Nazim: What class do you have now?

AlVin : Physics at Physics Lab.

Nazim: Okay. Let's go this way. Lalu their class.

Again, I passed 4 Cekal and SK and JW were starting to Selak at my passage. Ah, the joy in which YOU must stay put in class while I pass by undeterred. No Selak should end so fast, and so it did not. As i was coming down, again, I met Quek. He too came late and had to take his Physics book. Again did we pass 4 Cekal, this time our party included Quek. Ah, the faces of SK, JW, Aruni, Bernice and Jy. All whom tried to control their laughter while we walked past their class AGAIN and AGAIN!

Nazim: Quek, lalu that way. We kacau them.

And so we did. Luck smiled upon me and we met up with Aiman. Another of Quek and AlVin's class who has yet to take his Physics book. As before, with an additional member to the party, we passed by 4 Cekal to the uncontained laughter of SK and JW upon seeing us pass their class for sixth time without being scolded by the teacher. After taking Aiman's books, again did we pass 4 Ceria upon Quek's suggestion. 

Quek  : Eh, Physics lab over there, right? We have to go that way. *smiles mischievously*

Nazim: *laughs* Please don't be immature, Quek. Want to lalu their class AGAIN ar?

And so we did. The LAST PASSING by in the LAST SELAK act of the day. This time, nearly the whole class who found out about our little trick laughed as we passed their class yet again. True to ourselves, we passed their class for the eighth and final time to go to the Physics Lab.

There we parted and I headed my way back to the front gate and off from that place filled with nostalgic memories. My co-conspiratirs, Quek, AlVin and Aiman, I thank thee. Goody bye, SMK Alor Akar.

P.S. Still waiting for my Leaving Certificate.

- Nazim

Gamblers Advice

You might wanna avoid :



1. the colour red. From the common sense of the superstitious gamblers, they think red is the colour for the matadors..



You don't want a bull to head butt your underpants. Considering what you have under it.

2. Green is also something the ox eats. Or else you'll frequently hear the banker at the table saying :"EAT YOUR MONEY!". You get what i mean?


A friendly, selak tip, from your pal. It's just common sense. Believe it or not?

Happy Chinese New Year.

-Selak Jer.

Cina New Year.

Firstly, the Tengku bids all you cina-man and cina-WOman(s) out there a happy Cina NY. AngPao?

What cina zodiac is it this year?

Orcs?

Box?

Socks?

oh cheh, OX.

P.S. very lame. lol

- Nazim

Happy Chinese New Year

Happy Chinese New Year to YOU!
Wishing you a happy & prosperous New Year

-SeLaK Clan-

-Lee-

2 pics and 1 vid

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Special thx to myself for updatin this blog :D
-Lee-

A very 'biasa' bbq~

It was like any other barbecue party. There was people, foods, drinks and no pok.

That morning, i've mastered the technique of mind-reading just for fun.

Then, we went to the bbq party. I got lost because the house was so small and so obvious. I had difficulty finding the house, so i asked Quek to guide me there.

Soon enough, he came, accompanied by Lee. We all went to the house together.

Summary in a sentence:
We had bbq, some pink concoction and played water.

When we first reached there, Jason was there and a bunch of other girls. Not many guys though. Still, the guys sorta ruled the party.

I guess crazy stuff happens when you mix selakness with other things. Everything started out very cool and slow. Tasting the still-experimental selak boost juice, many got affected. The source of the juice is classified. Once consumed, the selak-ing will be boosted by 200%. So powerful that even the Gods envy us. (That explains the rains).

Since you didn't have to pay for water when you're in DA TENGKU'S HOUSE, we used the water as if there's no tomorrow. The amount of water we used, could probably save millions of lives in Africa. Then again, it's not our fault that they don't have water! Yet, i still feel there wasn't enough water. Probably it would only if it were raining heavily. Again, it was because the Gods were envious.

By the time we finished eating.. Terror and utter chaos raged! Fear spreading like bird-flu. Then just before you can say:"Aaa! I din bring any extra clothes~", you're all drenched. The wrath of the Selak Clan, UNLEASHED!

By then, all you can say is:" Kena dah~"

Some vengeful souls tried to fight back. So it's like a circle. We hit them, they hit back. We hit them, they hit back. We don't hit them, they hit back also! Then, everyone was 'high'.

At the end of the day, everyone suffered casualties. Wet clothes. On their faces are written the very words :" I'm gonna get spanking from my momma..". Now you've witnessed our wrath, there's no escape from us (and your momma)!!




---Not too far away, a small village caught on fire. They didn't have any water because all the water in town was channeled to town to sustain a little water party. In the end, no one survived the fire. Men, women and children... perished. Estimated deaths more than 200 people. There was no remains, only ashes. Only ashes...

Reporting from da Selak channel. Thanks for watching and have a good evening. Hope that you all that went to the party, slept well.

Happy New Year~

-Selak jer