It was like any other barbecue party. There was people, foods, drinks and no
pok.
That morning, i've mastered the technique of
mind-reading just for fun.
Then, we went to the bbq party. I got lost because the house was so small and so obvious. I had difficulty finding the house, so i asked Quek to guide me there.
Soon enough, he came, accompanied by Lee. We all went to the house together.
Summary in a sentence:
We had bbq, some pink concoction and played water.
When we first reached there, Jason was there and a bunch of other girls. Not many guys though. Still, the guys sorta ruled the party.
I guess crazy stuff happens when you mix
selakness with other things. Everything started out very cool and slow. Tasting the still-experimental
selak boost juice, many got affected. The source of the juice is classified. Once consumed, the
selak-ing will be boosted by 200%. So powerful that even the Gods envy us. (That explains the rains).
Since you didn't have to pay for water when you're in DA TENGKU'S HOUSE, we used the water as if there's no tomorrow. The amount of water we used, could probably save millions of lives in Africa. Then again, it's not our fault that they don't have water! Yet, i still feel there wasn't enough water. Probably it would only if it were raining heavily. Again, it was because the Gods were envious.
By the time we finished eating.. Terror and utter chaos raged! Fear spreading like bird-flu. Then just before you can say:"Aaa! I din bring any extra clothes~", you're all drenched. The wrath of the Selak Clan, UNLEASHED!
By then, all you can say is:" Kena dah~"
Some vengeful souls tried to fight back. So it's like a circle. We hit them, they hit back. We hit them, they hit back. We don't hit them, they hit back also! Then, everyone was 'high'.
At the end of the day, everyone suffered casualties. Wet clothes. On their faces are written the very words :" I'm gonna get spanking from my momma..". Now you've witnessed our wrath, there's no escape from us (and your momma)!!
---Not too far away, a small village caught on fire. They didn't have any water because all the water in town was channeled to town to sustain a little water party. In the end, no one survived the fire. Men, women and children... perished. Estimated deaths more than 200 people. There was no remains, only ashes. Only ashes...
Reporting from da Selak channel. Thanks for watching and have a good evening. Hope that you all that went to the party, slept well.
Happy New Year~
-Selak
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