A Fallen Cause.

A tribute to a fallen cause. Starring: Tengku, Love Guru and Lee.

Friday Night.

24th April 2009.

Happy Birthday Adededededelene.

As the picture might suggest, lil miss Addy has turned 16. Another 16 year old. She had a gathering at 'Zack's Corner', a shop located in a secluded corner in the town of Kuantan. 11 years living in Kuantan and I didn't know that place existed. Shocker.

The party was nice. I enjoyed myself. The birthday girl looked nice in her red dress. A lil miss someone dressed up too, apparently. White dress with stripes, eh? Adlene also entertained us with live music and she herself is a non-too-shabby singer.

Now for the SELAK part of this story.

Upon arrival, I was greeted by the Love Guru. He was all alone, amidst unknown men. Barely floating in the see of utter non-SELAK. Thus, when he saw the Tengku arriving, he was able to defy the non-SELAK-ians and uttered a phrase wrought of SELAK.

" WOW. For Tengku must come in and drop off! "

Indeed, Love Guru. After saying my hello's, the inner SELAK awoke and phrases of impudence were uttered.

" ******* everywhere, huh? Some ******s too, i see. "

Truly, may it be to the left or to the right, them ******** were to be seen everywhere while only one small group of ******s can be seen to the side. Hafizol and Adam too were there. Asides me, Najwa too graced us with her presence all the way from KL. Lee, of course took his precious time only to arrive in one of the gayest shirt that he has ever worn.

As a proud Selakian, I resolved to make Adlene's party a funky one by causing some SELAK with the Love Guru and the High-Pitched-One (a.k.a Lee). We were successful to a degree but the many ******** hindered us in our cause to SELAK-afy the party. Back up was severely needed by the other SC members. Sadly, 'twas just the 3 of us. Tengku. Love Guru. Pondan. We failed. Them ******** were too many.

As a result. The Love Guru had to pay penance. Twice. His melodic voice was extorted out of his body and the Love Guru was forced into giving the birthday girl a lil peck on the cheek. We couldn't save him. We needed back up. Nevertheless, the Love Guru survived both ordeals with his head held up high.

SELAK CLAN WAS PROUD OF THE LOVE GURU THAT NIGHT.

Evidence of the Love Guru's second ordeal, however, was lost amidst the chaos. Luck you, eh? Soon after that, Adlene cut her birthday cake and we chucked ourselves with cake. A tradition at all parties.

Not longer after that, people started to excuse themselves as the night has gone late. Soon too did I excuse myself from the party to stop at a nearby Murtabak stall before going back home.

- Nazim